Lazy Gamer 5-Step Guide!

Many people think that gaming is just simply playing games a gamer is simply playing games. Well, being a lazy gamer, is a big sign of being a hardcore gamer (I use "gamer" way too much). Actually it is! Here's my top 5 steps on a to be a professional, lazy gaming lord. (I would also advice to read the disclaimer at the end of the article, seriously)

Step #1

Pack loads of junk food

No one wants to get hungry in the middle of a battlefield, or a speeding car. It's like watching a 3-hour long movie, without popcorn and soda(Isn't it annoying?). So always bring these good guys before starting a long gaming session and get those controllers, keyboard/mouse and your fingers wrapped in cheese powders!

Step #2

Get comfortable

Wear a jacket if its too cold, open cooling devices when its too hot. Place a soft pillow on you back, and sit as comfortable as you can, no need for fancy and formal sitting styles, just sit the way you want to, and prepare yourself for a long ride to a virtual world.

Step #3

Play that music

Nothing like a good music while playing something. If you want to play hard, metal and rock comes to the rescue! Pick a music that will fit the genre' of the game you are playing.

Step #4

Procrastination

As I said, this is a guide to be a lazy-dazy gamer. Forget homework! There's still time tomorrow(although it's already due)! Every second is important, and not a second to be wasted on stuff's lesser than playing a game. Escape reality and play games, period.

(Students Creed: Everything is Due, Nothing is submitted)

Step #5

Choose game. And play.

This is what is all about. Playing the game. Take your time, you have the whole day, or even the next day if you may(it rhymes). You have there a decent supply of snacks, to cover up your lunch, or even dinner, or even breakfast for the next day!

 Choose the genre' of the game, suggested are Online games, MMORPG's, FPS games. And when you got bored enough with those, set up a back up. Prepare the next game you intent to play. And the best part of it all, is to ENJOY , happy hunting!

*DISCLAIMER (READ!)

Following this post will, ruin your life. Of course, do everything in moderation, and look at the steps above as warnings/cautions, instead of a guide to being lazy. Gaming is never bad, in fact it can teach players, variety of sensible things but as I have said, ALL IN MODERATION :)

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